lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
I screwed the barmaid.
Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
I screwed a lot of girls here.
Sollemnes, you screw well!
Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.


There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.




I am laughing so hard


someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

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There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

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someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

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une-chouette:

not-compatible:

you forgot this guy

Is this even real

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go-iggy-brows:

ultrafacts:

s0mewhereblissful:

ultrafacts:

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"omg did u guys hear, he is straight"

*GASP*

Generic teenager voice “Oh my god he’s my straight best friend!”

go-iggy-brows:

ultrafacts:

s0mewhereblissful:

ultrafacts:

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"omg did u guys hear, he is straight"

*GASP*

Generic teenager voice “Oh my god he’s my straight best friend!”

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thatsqualitystuff:


jonisspiffy:


THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING


THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING

SASH WRINGING

TRASH SINGING

MASH FLINGING

FLASH STRINGING RINGING

CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

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aristocratslayer:

reblog if school hasnt even started yet but its already stressing you out

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anarchei:

Every Person With Political Power

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calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

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pallet-town-julie-brown:

kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho

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Checking Mails

ask-detective-kirkland:

Fred: Bills… Bills… Huh, the hell is this? 

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Masquerade invitation? Okay….

…The hell is masquerade? Prom? err, like prom.. Right? Couples go to dance, have a drink… and food…

Food sounds nice but I don’t think the other dude recovered yet from his fever. So nah..

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lordsheepling:

Aph Prussia is something to be cherished and protected

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brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

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live-life-animated:

notthedisneyyourelookingfor:

thegapperproject:

wobblywibbly:

frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!



IT GOT BETTER



This is now officially my most favorite thing on the internet

live-life-animated:

notthedisneyyourelookingfor:

thegapperproject:

wobblywibbly:

frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

IT GOT BETTER

This is now officially my most favorite thing on the internet

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